they should invent
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi
Now that’s motivation
wow look at sammy go he needs the internet for research.
*furiously jogging* so gET THIS
I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!
Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.
Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world.
That is rape culture
THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
I still wonder what happened to the rest of the world in The Hunger Games
- Do they still have meetings and stuff?
- France: Anyone heard from America lately?
- Mexico: Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
- UK: Shouldn't we do something about that?
- China: Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
unzip your pants and show me your personality
im a little cocky
keyword being little, i presume
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
need to wash the blood off your skin after a troublesome victim?