I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
- men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
- men: it's 8 inches
put a letter in my ask
- A - Available?
- B - Birthday?
- C - Crushing on?
- D - Drink you last had?
- E - Easiest person to talk to?
- F - Favourite song?
- G - Grade i hated?
- H - Hometown?
- I - Icecream flavour?
- J - Jellybean flavour?
- K - Killed someone?
- L- Longest friendship?
- M - Milkshake flavour?
- N - Number of siblings?
- O - One wish?
- P - Person who called me last?
- Q - Question your always asked?
- R - Reason to smile?
- S - Song i last sung?
- T - Time you woke up?
- U - Umbrella colour?
- V - Very best friend?
- W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
- X - X rays i had?
- Y - Your last time you cried?
- Z - Zodiac sign?<p>Do it please : D I'm bored and full of soufflé. </p>
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse
so today i typed in gnarly in urban dictionary and i scrolled down and found this IM CRYING xD
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend